SPORT MODEL SCHEMATIC Unisex oversized t-shirt

$28.99
For the off-world engineer in all of us.

Slip into this oversized heavyweight tee featuring the classic flying saucer "Sport Model" schematic—perfect for casual abduction or light reconnaissance. Soft, structured, and vintage-washed for that “recovered from a Nevada bunker” look. Warning: may cause unsolicited briefings.

🧑‍🔬 Fits like it knows something you don’t.
🛸 100% plausible deniability

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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For the off-world engineer in all of us.

Slip into this oversized heavyweight tee featuring the classic flying saucer "Sport Model" schematic—perfect for casual abduction or light reconnaissance. Soft, structured, and vintage-washed for that “recovered from a Nevada bunker” look. Warning: may cause unsolicited briefings.

🧑‍🔬 Fits like it knows something you don’t.
🛸 100% plausible deniability

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!