HOOKED ON PSIONICS Unisex t-shirt
$28.99
Open your mind. Look good doing it.
Whether you're remote viewing from your garage or just trying to win a staring contest with the void, the "Hooked on Psionics" tee has your frequency dialed in.
This ultra-soft shirt is perfect for late-night thought experiments, fieldwork with your local crash retrieval team, or just flexing that third eye in style.
Specs for the psychically inclined:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors blend in a bit of polyester wizardry)
Featherlight fabric at 4.2 oz./yd² – soft enough for sensitive minds
Pre-shrunk so you can warp space, not your shirt
Durable side-seamed construction for all your astral projections
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for that snug, field-ready fit
Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA
🔮 Wear it proudly, and remember: the signal is inside you.
📡 From the NIGHT SHIFT lab to your closet.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Whether you're remote viewing from your garage or just trying to win a staring contest with the void, the "Hooked on Psionics" tee has your frequency dialed in.
This ultra-soft shirt is perfect for late-night thought experiments, fieldwork with your local crash retrieval team, or just flexing that third eye in style.
Specs for the psychically inclined:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors blend in a bit of polyester wizardry)
Featherlight fabric at 4.2 oz./yd² – soft enough for sensitive minds
Pre-shrunk so you can warp space, not your shirt
Durable side-seamed construction for all your astral projections
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for that snug, field-ready fit
Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA
🔮 Wear it proudly, and remember: the signal is inside you.
📡 From the NIGHT SHIFT lab to your closet.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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Open your mind. Look good doing it.
Whether you're remote viewing from your garage or just trying to win a staring contest with the void, the "Hooked on Psionics" tee has your frequency dialed in.
This ultra-soft shirt is perfect for late-night thought experiments, fieldwork with your local crash retrieval team, or just flexing that third eye in style.
Specs for the psychically inclined:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors blend in a bit of polyester wizardry)
Featherlight fabric at 4.2 oz./yd² – soft enough for sensitive minds
Pre-shrunk so you can warp space, not your shirt
Durable side-seamed construction for all your astral projections
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for that snug, field-ready fit
Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA
🔮 Wear it proudly, and remember: the signal is inside you.
📡 From the NIGHT SHIFT lab to your closet.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Whether you're remote viewing from your garage or just trying to win a staring contest with the void, the "Hooked on Psionics" tee has your frequency dialed in.
This ultra-soft shirt is perfect for late-night thought experiments, fieldwork with your local crash retrieval team, or just flexing that third eye in style.
Specs for the psychically inclined:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors blend in a bit of polyester wizardry)
Featherlight fabric at 4.2 oz./yd² – soft enough for sensitive minds
Pre-shrunk so you can warp space, not your shirt
Durable side-seamed construction for all your astral projections
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for that snug, field-ready fit
Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA
🔮 Wear it proudly, and remember: the signal is inside you.
📡 From the NIGHT SHIFT lab to your closet.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Open your mind. Look good doing it.
Whether you're remote viewing from your garage or just trying to win a staring contest with the void, the "Hooked on Psionics" tee has your frequency dialed in.
This ultra-soft shirt is perfect for late-night thought experiments, fieldwork with your local crash retrieval team, or just flexing that third eye in style.
Specs for the psychically inclined:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors blend in a bit of polyester wizardry)
Featherlight fabric at 4.2 oz./yd² – soft enough for sensitive minds
Pre-shrunk so you can warp space, not your shirt
Durable side-seamed construction for all your astral projections
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for that snug, field-ready fit
Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA
🔮 Wear it proudly, and remember: the signal is inside you.
📡 From the NIGHT SHIFT lab to your closet.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Whether you're remote viewing from your garage or just trying to win a staring contest with the void, the "Hooked on Psionics" tee has your frequency dialed in.
This ultra-soft shirt is perfect for late-night thought experiments, fieldwork with your local crash retrieval team, or just flexing that third eye in style.
Specs for the psychically inclined:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors blend in a bit of polyester wizardry)
Featherlight fabric at 4.2 oz./yd² – soft enough for sensitive minds
Pre-shrunk so you can warp space, not your shirt
Durable side-seamed construction for all your astral projections
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for that snug, field-ready fit
Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA
🔮 Wear it proudly, and remember: the signal is inside you.
📡 From the NIGHT SHIFT lab to your closet.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US