The Doomer Friday Tee is for people who follow the news, remember how history works, and have learned to manage expectations. You’re not alarmist. You’re not surprised. You’re just paying attention.
This is a heavyweight, oversized shirt built to feel broken in without looking worn out. Soft, structured, and durable enough to keep showing up week after week.
No explanations printed on the chest. No optimism required..
Put it on at the end of the workweek. Or when someone says, “I’m sure it’ll all be fine.”
DETAILS:
- 100 percent ring spun cotton
- Heavyweight 6.5 oz fabric for structure and longevity
- Oversized fit
- Vintage washed finish
- Blank sourced from Nicaragua
⚠️ IMPORTANT INFORMATION
Wearing this garment may result in heightened awareness of institutional decay, historical repetition, and late stage decision making.
Possible side effects include dry laughter, quiet resignation, and an uncanny ability to predict outcomes everyone else finds shocking.
This product does not indicate despair.
It indicates pattern recognition.
Not recommended for relentless optimists or anyone still waiting for adults in the room.
#DOOMERFRIDAYS
Still here. Still dressed. Still paying attention.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The Doomer Friday Tee is for people who follow the news, remember how history works, and have learned to manage expectations. You’re not alarmist. You’re not surprised. You’re just paying attention.
This is a heavyweight, oversized shirt built to feel broken in without looking worn out. Soft, structured, and durable enough to keep showing up week after week.
No explanations printed on the chest. No optimism required..
Put it on at the end of the workweek. Or when someone says, “I’m sure it’ll all be fine.”
DETAILS:
- 100 percent ring spun cotton
- Heavyweight 6.5 oz fabric for structure and longevity
- Oversized fit
- Vintage washed finish
- Blank sourced from Nicaragua
⚠️ IMPORTANT INFORMATION
Wearing this garment may result in heightened awareness of institutional decay, historical repetition, and late stage decision making.
Possible side effects include dry laughter, quiet resignation, and an uncanny ability to predict outcomes everyone else finds shocking.
This product does not indicate despair.
It indicates pattern recognition.
Not recommended for relentless optimists or anyone still waiting for adults in the room.
#DOOMERFRIDAYS
Still here. Still dressed. Still paying attention.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
